Awesome Foursome

It is a momentous time. Change is bristling through the air, as the first black resident takes its place on the upper lips of the common man. Liberty and freedom in action, razor blades downed, sweeping transition and the democratic right to look like a butch biker in leather chaps. Grow moustaches? Yes we can.

With all the events this week it’s been hard to focus on the important task of mo cultivation. In the US, the mo vote was split with MoCain gaining the furry nose buddies of the deep south baseball cap mooseshooter brigade and Mobama bringing home the hairy YMCA lads of San Francisco. Back home, there were some donkey rides in Melbourne bringing us a surprise winner whose name cannot be corrupted in any way whatsoever to resemble a moustache. Even the jockey was too young to shave. Disappointing.

Hidden amongst all this distraction has been the sprouting of stubble into something special, gathering speed and toughness as it takes over the faces of men across this wide brown land. If the Melbourne Cup gave us a bit of a surprise, this paled into statistical insignificance on Wednesday morning when our trifecta became an awesome foursome, a change we simply could not believe in. An inspirational, awe-inspiring, welcome mat!

So this is us, we are doing it and the client meetings are becoming increasingly prefaced by the disclaimer “I don’t usually look like this, it’s Movember” before trying to fleece them for money. We want to fleece you for money too, you’ve got the proof now give us your loot. None of your funds go to the production of this blog but it certainly helps inspire us, and it helps fund important research and support into male health issues. Just take a lookie at the instuctions on the top right or contact one of us if you are able to give us just a little of your hard earned cash. We will love you forever.

Now, I have a dream. Maybe one day, 40 years down the line, mo’s will become more accepted and, who knows, someone with a mo can make it to president of the world. It’s a dream, but why not? Sponsor us? Yes you can!