Growing those mo's

The first week of mo growing has seen the boys seek ways to nurture the foundations for a good, solid filthy mo come the end of the month. Neil ‘Tungsten Strike’ has shot out of the traps closely followed by old Purple Moon himself, the Selwynator. Jason meanwhile is hopefully being Efficient.

The boys took different approaches to cultivating their mo’s. Ben has looked to the plant world for inspiration, with the fantastic growing weather over the past week aiding his transformation from slick pretty boy to dirty hairy biker. He still has a way to go but is hanging out in the hope of more nourishing rain. Ben and his mo have also been listening to a range of mo related music (see links on the right) to encourage further growth.

Neil also looked to the elements and decided to go bush – “if you look at famous bushrangers of the past, like, er, I dunno, Skippity Jackeroo or whatever you people call these criminals, they have all sported fantastic facial features,” he said in that slightly patronising English way. The results seem to be paying off though, with some strange glances in the street and also being “increasingly attractive to flies”.



In the meantime, Jason has taken a less natural approach to mo growing, employing the services of Marion Jones’ Testosterone Pty Ltd in a futile effort to raise that whisper of hair from atop his lip. “It’s a marathon not a sprint” he said, looking enviously (and somewhat strangely attracted to) his Mo Bro’s.

The team has not forgotten there is a serious side to all this hair-raising activity and would like to thank the donors so far who have pushed us towards the $1000 mark. If you enjoy reading this, or are simply annoyed at getting emails from us, then sponsor us now! Details on how you can do this are on the right.

Cheers for now. Stay Motivated!